男孩子和女孩子应该记住的英文
看完，就就明白了，为什么，男孩子和女孩子，是来自两个星球，不能相互明白对方的想法
一，女孩子应该记住的英文
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
Men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
二， 男孩子应该记住的几句英文（无厘头）
we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
WATCH SISTER
表妹
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
American Chinese not enough
美中不足
one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry four?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
you have two down son。
你有两下子。
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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